Doomoo's Blog

From: shubham friendship <shubham.friendship@gmail.com>
Date: 2008/4/26
Subject: Shubham here , Sorry to disturb u.
To: shubham.friendship@gmail.com

Hi,

Sorry to bother u this way. (No kidding!)

This is not to trouble u but to ask u for friendship. (How are the two different, exactly?) If u reply, i’ll take it that u wish to know me as friend n then we exchange mails.

Actually i had an Orkut account. But Orkut was too much weird. People posting any scraps. So i noted ur id from it and then closed it. and now i ve dared to mail u. (Wow, a new business model, Goodbye social networking!)

About me , i’m Shubham. 30 years n i’m mechanical engineer n now well settled in Mumbai. I m married for 4 short years n got a beautiful daughter on 1 yr. My family s most in priority for me. (I can see that.) My parents are in Kolkata n all my family members are proud of me. (No shit, wait till they read this.) But i’m no sant-mahatma. (You don’t say!) I take life as it comes n enjoy it to fullest. I ve my share of things which i keep it to myself. But to tell u humbly, i’m not a bad man. (Ladies and gentlemen, the epitome of humility!)

But like all people in this world i also have dreams n ambitions. So i go for it ..

What i’m looking forward in this friendship is :

1. Mailing n may be chatting on gmail, if u r comfortable.

2. No exchange of phone numbers or addresses.

3. Just frank n true discussions on life , friendship n our dreams.
(The three bullet points of a highly effective Jaypant.)

So do i take it that we can be net-friends?

Really n eagerly waiting for ur answer.

Take care n good luck for ur family n life.

(Now you know, that his Orkut search include married women.)

Shubham (a.k.a. Jaypant)

This is really hilarious, a little amateurish, but funny nonetheless. Reminds me of my original Jaypant post.

• She is not looking a very fit. I am fitness frikking. I am going to gym and all my instructors are praising my dole. It is making them a very happy, and they are constantly laugh when I leave. I think this is in admirity of my back mussals.
• She culture not looking a right. Whole world is seeing her privacies, and this my parents will not agree.
• She is not looking very photogenic. I am cannot enjoy my manliness.
• Overall, she’s not being a right for me. After all, long distance in relationship is also not in my desire and this case, it is not only a long, but elongated distance.

Dear Sharmilee,

Hello, myself Jaypant. Fraand of fraand and enemy of enemies. That is me. Very clearcut. But, I am facing problem that I will discuss with you now. I seeing your profill on netsite of Orkut, and I am very much liking it, especially since you are saying you are open-minded. I am also. Read more, and you will see…

Long back in yesterday, my fraand is explain me the Orkut netsite. I am like. It is all about fraands and family, but not all the family. Because, since person is doing private things on this netsite, maybe like mother and father people are not enjoy. They are maybe think their child life is go in gutter. You but are understand their point also na, they are bringing you upstairs from childhood, they also having the exceptions from child. But it’s ok. They cannot be modern like us, because they are aged. It is a sad but true.

As I was speaking, this Orkut netsite is showing many girl. And some indecent boy asking them dating and other dutty dutty things. But, myself Jaypant is not so like that. Since I am only son of my two parents, I am upholding family name. I am trying to ask you for only fraandship, since I am believe that true love is starting with fraandship, than become love and than only the true love. You are think I am reading this from book na? No, no, no!! In fact, from last-to-last year, I am not reading any book! About true love, I am learning on my own experience. Now, I will tell this secret that is fulling my heart in pain.

Last month, my true love leave me. It is sad, but you cannot blame her also, she has become eunuch (no 6). She’s telling me with own lips. She is saying, “You are not it, I am it.” or something similarly. She is clearly say that she has become ‘it’. My parents will not approve. (Also, I am not being able to enjoy complete manliness after marriage.) It happens in life. Deep in the down, I am also feel relief as she is clearly saying that I am not ‘it’. It is warming heart to see that she is not listening to her friends and my parents. It was a true love expect for gender problem.

As you know, true love is only one at a time. Since my true love is end, please have pitty on me. I am honest man who is not stealing much. I have no other children, and not much studied. English is good. So, if you are reading this and thinking about making your heart one with my heart, why not just leave reply? I am the one 4 u, waiting 4 u. But, you know my principal, it is first fraandship, than love and than only true love. If you are very nice, I can skipping love and go to straight for true love.

So what are you wait for?
Come, come,
Limited time only in this world,
Life is small, your heart is empty,
Mine too.
Please take pitty,
And we will make us two.

Yas, you are correctly guessing that I am poetist also.

I have speak so much. Now, I am waiting for your fraandship… please comment me.